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<modified>2008-10-24T19:19:57Z</modified>
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<entry>
<title>I am from deh foochure.</title>
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<modified>2008-10-24T19:19:57Z</modified>
<issued>2008-10-24T05:18:01Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2008://3.1222</id>
<created>2008-10-24T05:18:01Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">ImFromDehFoochure.wav...</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-audio" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/audio/ImFromDehFoochure.wav">ImFromDehFoochure.wav</a></span></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>What are you thinking?</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2008/01/what_are_you_th.html" />
<modified>2008-01-29T19:06:47Z</modified>
<issued>2008-01-29T09:03:20Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2008://3.806</id>
<created>2008-01-29T09:03:20Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Nothing....</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Nothing.</p>

<p><object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xxtUH_bHBxs&rel=1&border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xxtUH_bHBxs&rel=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Benny Lava</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/12/benny_lava.html" />
<modified>2007-12-27T17:09:26Z</modified>
<issued>2007-12-27T17:06:06Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.790</id>
<created>2007-12-27T17:06:06Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> I think I just died and went to Hindu Heaven....</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Videos</dc:subject>
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<p>I think I just died and went to Hindu Heaven.</p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>Leave Britney Alone - Trance Remix</title>
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<modified>2007-10-18T20:36:40Z</modified>
<issued>2007-10-18T23:35:41Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.757</id>
<created>2007-10-18T23:35:41Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6FAuJod1XmY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6FAuJod1XmY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Powerthirst 2: Re-Domination</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/10/powerthirst_2_r.html" />
<modified>2007-10-10T13:30:55Z</modified>
<issued>2007-10-10T12:30:27Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.753</id>
<created>2007-10-10T12:30:27Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1779769&fullscreen=1" width="480" height="360" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1779769&fullscreen=1" /></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Gundy defends student athelete</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/09/gundy_defends_s.html" />
<modified>2007-09-25T17:53:20Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-25T07:52:36Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.740</id>
<created>2007-09-25T07:52:36Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Respect....</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p>Respect.</p>

<p><object width="440" height="361"><param name="movie" value="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3034151"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"/><embed src="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/player.swf?mediaId=3034151" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="440" height="361" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>The Britney Spears Debate</title>
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<modified>2007-09-14T19:43:23Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-14T19:36:33Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.731</id>
<created>2007-09-14T19:36:33Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Seth Green Chris Crocker OuttakesAdd to My Profile | More Videos...</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Videos</dc:subject>
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<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/A1mS5Yis9Gg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A1mS5Yis9Gg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>

<p><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=18044622">Seth Green Chris Crocker Outtakes</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=18044622&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed><br><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&videoid=18044622&title=Seth Green Chris Crocker Outtakes">Add to My Profile</a> | <a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home">More Videos</a></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>My Left Foot... made your Chicken Lo Mein</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/09/my_left_foot_ma.html" />
<modified>2007-09-13T19:58:52Z</modified>
<issued>2007-09-13T19:52:00Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.729</id>
<created>2007-09-13T19:52:00Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">A restaurant worker got fired for stomping garlic with his feet. Key quote: &quot;Great China Buffet owner Jiang Shu said the worker has been fired over the incident.&quot; Oh, come on. 1) How does the owner not know that this...</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>News</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/12/stomping.garlic.ap/index.html">A restaurant worker got fired for stomping garlic with his feet.</a></p>

<p>Key quote:</p>

<blockquote>"Great China Buffet owner Jiang Shu said the worker has been fired over the incident."</blockquote>

<p>Oh, come on. 1) How does the owner not know that this is going on. 2) The man's name is pronounced "shoe"!</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>British dwarf&apos;s penis gets stuck to hoover - Yahoo! News</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/08/british_dwarfs.html" />
<modified>2007-08-22T00:18:37Z</modified>
<issued>2007-08-22T00:15:45Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.715</id>
<created>2007-08-22T00:15:45Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Well that sucks....</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>

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<![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/od_afp/entertainmentbritain">Well that sucks.</a></p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>Prison can be a Thriller</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/07/prison_can_be_a.html" />
<modified>2007-07-20T18:46:06Z</modified>
<issued>2007-07-20T18:44:46Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.674</id>
<created>2007-07-20T18:44:46Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> It&apos;s official. I now want to be a prisoner in a Filipino prison....</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Videos</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hMnk7lh9M3o"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hMnk7lh9M3o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>

<p>It's official. I now want to be a prisoner in a Filipino prison.</p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>Cloverfield -- J.J. Abrams&apos; latest project</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/07/cloverfield_jj.html" />
<modified>2007-07-06T13:25:40Z</modified>
<issued>2007-07-06T13:16:11Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.663</id>
<created>2007-07-06T13:16:11Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Okay, I have no clue what this movie is about, but the teaser trailer is intense (showing before the Transformers movie). Nobody seems to know anything about this movie other than the code name, &quot;cloverfield.&quot; The viral marketing effort has...</summary>
<author>
<name>mferrell</name>
<url>http://www.toyman.tv</url>
<email>mtf169@yahoo.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>News</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[Okay, I have no clue what this movie is about, but the teaser trailer is intense (showing before the Transformers movie).  Nobody seems to know anything about this movie other than the code name, "cloverfield."  
<br /><br />
The viral marketing effort has kicked into high gear and so far I'm loving it.  Both of these sites appear to be run by the viral marketing team.  The first link offers puzzles and teasers about the storyline, while the second link attempts to discredit the first link.  
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.ethanhaaswasright.com/">ethanhaaswasright.com</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.ethanhaaswaswrong.com/">ehtanhaaswaswrong.com</a></li>
</ul>
Any thoughts?  Any theories?  Be sure to share them here!]]>

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<entry>
<title>Good Cop, Baby Cop</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/07/good_cop_baby_c.html" />
<modified>2007-07-02T17:49:59Z</modified>
<issued>2007-07-02T12:47:31Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.660</id>
<created>2007-07-02T12:47:31Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Good Cop, Baby Cop...</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Videos</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><object id="myFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="380" wmode="transparent" data="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1182461048&ratename=IMMORTAL&rating=5.0&ratedby=12&canrate=no&VID=7417&file=http://www2.funnyordie.com/33f2687080.flv&autoStart=false&key=33f2687080"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1182461048&ratename=IMMORTAL&rating=5.0&ratedby=12&canrate=no&VID=7417&file=http://www2.funnyordie.com/33f2687080.flv&autoStart=false&key=33f2687080" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="swliveconnect" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1182461048" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" scale="noScale" salign="TL" bgcolor="#000000" flashvars="&ratename=IMMORTAL&rating=5.0&ratedby=12&canrate=no&VID=7417&file=http://www2.funnyordie.com/33f2687080.flv&autoStart=false&key=33f2687080" allowfullscreen="true" height="380" width="464"></embed><a href="http://funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080">Good Cop, Baby Cop</a></object></p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>The Hauntening</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/06/the_hauntening.html" />
<modified>2007-06-25T16:01:23Z</modified>
<issued>2007-06-25T15:58:41Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.653</id>
<created>2007-06-25T15:58:41Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">This is why I don&apos;t cook or eat beans....</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Videos</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>This is why I don't cook or eat beans.</p>

<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tFRhs3-pP8w"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tFRhs3-pP8w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>He&apos;s screwing in his what?!?</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/06/hes_screwing_in.html" />
<modified>2007-06-01T13:40:35Z</modified>
<issued>2007-06-01T13:40:03Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.625</id>
<created>2007-06-01T13:40:03Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"></summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Videos</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EApAR_72Vm0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EApAR_72Vm0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object></p>]]>

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</entry>

<entry>
<title>Glen: Zombie American</title>
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.numbmonkey.com/archives/2007/05/glen_zombie_ame.html" />
<modified>2007-05-31T19:13:04Z</modified>
<issued>2007-05-31T19:11:27Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.numbmonkey.com,2007://3.624</id>
<created>2007-05-31T19:11:27Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain"> Ed Helms: Funny American. Or Canadian. He could be a Canadian. I have nothing to base that on, it&apos;s just speculation....</summary>
<author>
<name>sferrell</name>
<url>http://www.byseanferrell.com</url>
<email>sferrell@numbmonkey.com</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Videos</dc:subject>
<content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.numbmonkey.com/">
<![CDATA[<p><object id="myFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="380" wmode="transparent" data="http://www.funnyordie.com/v1/flvideo/fodplayer.swf?channel=0|99|0&ratename='IMMORTAL'&rating=4.2904&ratedby=1475&canrate=no&VID=2907&file=http://funnyordie.vo.llnwd.net/o16/2907.flv&autoStart=false"><param name="movie" </p>

<p>Ed Helms: Funny American. Or Canadian. He could be a Canadian. I have nothing to base that on, it's just speculation.</p>]]>

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</entry>

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