March 31, 2006
Don't cha know I wanna speak English aite.
Posted by sferrell at 12:52 PM
March 30, 2006
Mr. Spears is releasing an album. Yay.
"NEW YORK - Kevin Federline, aka Britney Spears' husband, is the proud father of another baby — his debut hip-hop album, "Playing With Fire." "...
The article quotes Mr. Spears: ""The inspiration and meaning behind the title, "Playing With Fire," is self-explanatory," the 28-year-old Federline, known to some as K-Fed, said in a statement Tuesday."
Perhaps he doesn't know what "self-explanatory" means. "Playing with Fire" is self-explanatory? How exactly? Did he get burned, did he burn someone else, is he dangerous, is someone else dangerous, is someone doing something to him and he's warning them? What is happening K-Fed? What?!
What is self-explanatory is the nickname, K-Fed. It's the lame nickname he gave to himself. No one should give themselves a nickname, no one.
Kevin Federline to Release Album in August - Yahoo! News
Posted by sferrell at 3:24 PM
March 24, 2006
Make it not so... Make it very, very not so.
Posted by sferrell at 11:17 AM
March 23, 2006
You can't tell me that this isn't a joke.
Posted by sferrell at 4:34 PM
Now I'm really, really glad I made the switch. He's right. The computer is better than a parfait.
Posted by sferrell at 4:31 PM
March 21, 2006
CHEF IS BACK!!
Remind me to never, ever, EVER get into ANY sort of argument with either Matt Stone or Trey Parker. I don't want to cut them off in traffic, steal their donut, let my kid beat up their kid, push past them in a rush to get to a sale at Kmart, anything. Please, just let them not notice me. Please.
Isaac Hayes is a dead man. A DEAD MAN.
Posted by sferrell at 4:02 PM
March 9, 2006
Let's hope this guy never gets shot down... he'll teach the enemy all our best moves.
Posted by sferrell at 2:00 PM
March 6, 2006
One thing leads to another.
Posted by sferrell at 4:06 PM
March 4, 2006
Real Life Simpsons Intro
Posted by mferrell at 11:06 AM