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March 2, 2005
"House of Wax"
One of these actors needed less work than the others looking like a stiff, wax-like figure. Can you guess who? Clue: Her name rhymes with Haris Pilton. Seriously, watch the trailer and see if you can get past either of the two words that Paris says without laughing. Does she know she's acting?
And what about Elisha Cuthbert... sigh... some girls are born to play the "girl who is forever running from mad killers." Good thing she's not getting typecast.
(Side note: I realize that the days of wondering if Hollywood planned on remaking everything are long, long gone. Asking the question has become as cliched as making the remakes. But when did taking a good, classic, creep-fest starring Vincent Price and turning it into another Texas Chainsaw rip-off become acceptable? At this rate we'll soon have "Gone with the Wind" featuring the trailer ending with Scarlet hiding from Rhett in a barn loft while she tries, unsuccessfully, to stifle her heavy, panicky breathing.)
Posted by sferrell at March 2, 2005 10:21 PM
