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December 16, 2004
Living in the lap of luxer-... uh, wait.
Dear Diary,
I've been so lonely. You know. Who but you would? But all that's changed thanks to this afternoon's purchase. Ha. I used the word "purchase." Is finding your soul-mate a "purchase?" Is connecting on an emotional, spiritual and--okay, I'll just say it--PHYSICAL level a "purchase?" Absolutely not.
I've never been happier.
And, I dare say, neither has she. She's perfect in every way.
Diary, don't be jealous, but I may not write for a while.
XOXO
Posted by sferrell at December 16, 2004 8:46 PM
Comments
That's nice and all, but I think I'll save *my* money for the Ample Bosom Pillow.
Posted by: evebird at December 17, 2004 2:55 AM
I have trouble sleeping on nipples (other than my own, of course).
Posted by: s.m.f. at December 17, 2004 3:01 AM
