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December 10, 2004
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Press Release for immediate release:
Traffic Games of Scotland
Traffic Games is proud to announce its upcoming titles for late 2004 and early 2005. As usual, Traffic is ahead of the pack in bringing you jaw dropping graphics, stunning play, and intellectual, thought provoking settings. First up, assassinate a US president in "JFK: Reloaded".
Now you get to be a part of history, and learn a bit about it at the same time. Will John F. Kennedy's brains hit Jackie's dress in the right way? Will John John be making that heartbreaking salute? Can all of a nation's mourning have been caused by just a single shooter? You'll prove it can when you pull the trigger. Try to recreate the malice in Dallas in alternate weather settings. Bet you can't make LBJ president during a hurricane!
Murder and Mayhem more your style? Then go down the slippery slide into madness in true family style in "Helter Skelter: Manson Family Reunion." With authentic Beatles soundtrack humming in your head you'll be charged with orchastrating a raid on unsuspecting innocents. Best not touch any weapons yourself though! Do you have the charisma to enlist a bunch of sychophants into doing your bidding for you? Can you carve a swastika into your head without getting it backwards? Is there any time left for getting together with Brian Wilson for another song writing session? Betcha can't kill just one!
And if you can't... who wants to be Hitler?! Find out in Traffic Games's mid-2005 release!
Posted by sferrell at December 10, 2004 3:34 AM
