« Artoonic | Main | Cave Dweller (part 1) »
November 16, 2004
great reviews of bad movies
This entry is a great example of how entertaining a review of a bad film can be. It's the NEW YORK TIMES review of "Polar Express" starring Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks and Tom Hanks.
My favorite paragraph:
It's likely, I imagine, that most moviegoers will be more concerned by the eerie listlessness of those characters' faces and the grim vision of Santa Claus's North Pole compound, with interiors that look like a munitions factory and facades that seem conceived along the same oppressive lines as Coketown, the red-brick town of "machinery and tall chimneys" in Dickens's "Hard Times." Tots surely won't recognize that Santa's big entrance in front of the throngs of frenzied elves and awe-struck children directly evokes, however unconsciously, one of Hitler's Nuremberg rally entrances in Leni Riefenstahl's "Triumph of the Will." But their parents may marvel that when Santa's big red sack of toys is hoisted from factory floor to sleigh it resembles nothing so much as an airborne scrotum.
Posted by sferrell at November 16, 2004 6:59 PM
