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October 28, 2004
The National Lip Synching Institute
A message from The National Lip Synching Institute
Thanks for your interest in The National Lip Synching Institute. Who are we and what do we do? If your lips are moving as you read this, you probably already know. If not, let me tell you...
Performing in public isn't what it used to be. Madonna's cone-shaped bras could only hold attention for so long, and unless you're willing to perform pornography on stage a la Christina Aguilera the audience will be yawning its way to the exit. What are you to do? Hey, hit the stage dancing, cavorting, and spinning like a top, of course. But, how can you possibly do that and sing at the same time? And, what if you can't sing in the first place, or if your album is simply the best recording out of the one-hundred you taped and you couldn't repeat it even if your singing coach sacrificed a chicken in your honor? Well, that's where the NLSI can help.
We'll teach you all you need to know to sing along with yourself (or someone else, wink wink) on a pre-recorded tape. This will open up hours of rehearsal time for all the leaping and jumping, not to mention going to Vegas to get married on a whim. Hey, Pepsi didn't sponsor you because you know how to stand front and center. It sponsored you because you act like you're hopped up on caffeine, so why aren't you?
If you study with the NLSI we guarantee results, and if you work extra hard you may even make it as far as some of our previous students. Superstars like Milli Vanilli, George W. Bush, and even Ashlee Simpson.
Don't forget, with the NLSI your lips won't be the only thing moving.
Posted by sferrell at October 28, 2004 5:29 PM
